在学校很多时候我们都是被同学逗乐的,每个人身边都有那么几位奇葩的朋友不是么。有些时候他们是喝醉了耍酒疯,有些时候是他们嘴里的各种段子,还有些时候是各种犯傻的糗事。总之,回想一下当年自己身边的傻哥们儿,总会有那么一件让你嘴角忍不住上扬的回忆。把这段搞笑的记忆讲给考官听,说不定他也一下子回到了“那些年我们逝去的青春”……
I’d like to talk about the time when my friend got drunk and did something really stupid, which was extremely funny.
The other day, one of my friends got back from school in another city and came to my home to visit my parents. After dinner, my parents went out. After they left, we drank a lot of beer. And my friend got seriously drunk (wasted和hammered也有“烂醉”的意思。). We went upstairs to my room where I keep my dog. When he saw my dog, he ran to him and grabbed him in his arms, saying “Hey, how you doing, my brother?” And then, he started to kiss my dog on the mouth. My dog was totally taken aback, and I could tell from his facial expression that he didn’t like my friend that much. And that’s not over. After kissing my dog, he dragged me to the roof of the building, and shouted to the crowd down there, “Hey, you guys! Look at me, call me a beautiful female soldier.” I couldn’t hold it anymore and I just burst out laughing, although I felt a little embarrassed by him. At that time, my dog was still in his arms, and I could feel that my dog was laughing as well.
Now when I look back on this hilarious event, it could still crack me up.
相信大家肯定有更加限制级的故事可以分享,即使不是发生在自己身上的也可以哦。微博里面不是有各种整人视频嘛,随便搞一个就足够你乐半天吧!挑一个情节比较好描述的整起来吧!
作者简介:
朱博,新东方吉林学校雅思口语美女讲师,毕业于985院校大连理工大学,硕士保送一等奖学金。在校期间曾游学美国,任出版社英语出版中心校对四年,工作严谨,活泼开朗,让大家快乐的学习英语。
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